"What?" Even though I'd heard him perfectly well.
"I'm doing my hair." Even though my legs are not at all involved in putting my hair up.
A pause. He picked up his tablet and started doing something else. I turned around.
"So every time you say 'Come here' and don't follow through, it's like the little boy who called wolf. Next time I'm going to wonder if I really have to pay attention and do what you say," I said.
He stood up, walked over to me, grabbed me by the hair, and guided me over to the bed, saying, "I said, 'Come here'." I grimaced when he got a good grasp of my hair.
When I was face down on the bed he said, "When I say 'Come here' are you going to listen?"
I nodded and squeaked out a yes.
"Good. Give me a kiss." He let me kiss him then let me up. "Go do your hair."
I went back to my dresser and took my hair down to redo it.
"That wasn't me that said that, by the way." I glanced back at him with my eyebrows raised.
"What? Who was it?" Austin looked like maybe he was afraid I'd been taken over by aliens.
"It was a helpful little Domestic Discipline elf, helping you out. It wasn't me." I smiled and turned back to my mirror. He laughed and went back to what he was doing.